I have no complaint about the vast majority of my clients — with perhaps three exceptions over a decade or so. And these few bad eggs had song-and-dance routines shown in this video (below).

For the rest of my customers (past and future), I hope you can enjoy a few laughs. For my fellow illustrators, I hope these routines aren’t painfully familiar.

And for those art buyers that employ these tactics… a gentle hint before I point you toward the door.

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Duncan Long is a freelance book illustrator. Most of his clients treat him very well and he has few complaints. See his book illustrations at: http://duncanlong.com/art.html
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