
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a thousand times, and now how abhorr’d in my imagination it is! — Hamlet
This marks the first day that I’ve finally separated from Facebook after using it for over a year. Facebook withdrawal pains may soon begin.
OK. I know. Many make light of the “friends” one might make via social media. “Imaginary friends for adults,” they’ve been called.
But for me, many close friendships were establish via Facebook. I enjoyed daily banter with fellow writers, artists, editors, and others in the publishing business (not to mention conversing with old friends, classmates, and family members who are on Facebook).
Yes, many genuine friends.
So leaving Facebook has proved something akin to moving from your old neighborhood to some distant shore.
Given that truth, it may take a bit of willpower to stay away from Facebook for even a month. My goal is to remain away for at least long enough that I can slink back without too much loss of face.
No, wait. My real goal is to leave Facebook altogether (that was the drug that is Facebook talking before).
So now I sit in my studio/office typing away like the guy that thinks he’s beaten the habit after going just a few hours without his fix. (“Hello, I’m Duncan and I’m a Facebookaholic.”)
I didn’t just delete my account, however. When I go offline for even a few days I get all sorts of frantic emails asking if I’m dead (hint: if I’m dead I likely won’t answer your frantic email). So, rather than start a blind panic… Oh, okay. Rather than start dancing in the streets, I told everyone I was leaving the network within a few days.
Which prompted some tearful goodbyes — and one friend suggesting I’ll likely get three times as much done. (That may be true. Facebook can become a time vampire and that’s one of the reasons I left.)
Now I’m alone in my office with no virtual friends looking back at me from the monitor. I feel like the last man alive after a zombie holocaust.
Lots of time to for the work I love.
No distractions.
If we carry this scenario to its conclusion, this also means I still have to find the last woman alive and battle the zombies to the death (or re-death — whatever zombies die from). But I’m not worried about that just yet. It won’t happen for another reel or two.
Meanwhile, future posts to this blog may change somewhat from their previous form. Yes, I’ll still offer (with all humility) my amazing insights and thoughts about the publishing industry; but I’ll also include more links to publishing-related news and how-to.
Other changes: Please note the bar to the upper right of this page; you can now subscribe to my blog, either getting a copy of each post periodically placed in your email box (where it can be conveniently dropped into the trash file with a minimum of fuss), or pushed to you via Google, Pageflakes, Feed, Windows Live, Netvibes, Bloglines, My AOL, My MSN, and numerous other services that most of us are likely totally clueless about.
Also, below this blog entry, you’ll discover a share bar for sending notices of blog posts to Facebook (ahem), LinkedIn, Twitter, or any of a zillion other lesser-know services.
My shorter quips and heads-up comments (which I’ve been posting on Facebook up until now) will be ported to Twitter (for those who wish to subscribe, you can follow my tweets here: @DuncanLongArt). For those who like to hear their friends groan, this will be a good source of material.
I’m hoping perhaps a few of my Facebook friends will be lured to subscribe to my blog and/or my tweets. You know who you are. You’re always welcome.
Unless you’ve turned into a zombie.
Then all bets are off.
As for those friends I’ve left behind at Facebook, with all apologies to the old bard for misquoting his script, “Alas, poor Facebook friends, I knew you well.”
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When not misquoting Shakespeare and fighting zombies through a Facebook-induced haze, Duncan Long harasses editors and self-publishing authors, also easily mistaken for the undead. See his book artwork and illustrations at: Duncan Long’s Portfolio
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